I mean really, I owe it to the fans...

To continue this blog. Sure I've gotten some bad feedback from it. Absolutely people have told me my life would run more smoothly if I didn't post my absolute feelings and my honest opinions, but really what fun would that be? And how let down would my 9 (NINE!) fans be if I started blogging about crap like happy unicorns and hope filled butterflies?


So nine followers, remember I went out on a limb for you and I stretched out my neck and one day if my family abandons me and I'm left friendless I expect some of you to take up the slack. Remember if you invite me for Thanksgiving I don't do turkey...


So anyway, facebook added a new feature called 'Facebook Places'. This is a brilliant little feature that when enabled links your facebook page to your gps located on your phone and has the ability to let all your "friends" know where you are at all times...And I am truly using the term "friends" here on the fast and loose. I mean let's face it, everyone has that one creepy guy on their friend list who looks a little like a molester yet you went to school with him and he only has eighteen friends as it is and you hate to be the a-hole that kicks him while he's down and the final straw for him chugging that whole bottle of nyquil JUST TO EASE THE PAIN FOR A LITTLE BIT so you go ahead and accept his friend request but let's face it do you really want THAT GUY to know where you are 24/7?

Plus it totally eliminates the element of surprise. No more can you stalk your friend at walmart and slowly follow her down the aisles randomly throwing crap in her buggy (ex: ky jelly, whipped cream and a pregnancy test) while her back is turned. Now your friend will just consult her phone and be on high alert and you'll be found out and what's the fun in that?

And further more facebook places, will eventually make the term "FANCY MEETING YOU HERE" completely obsolete because it's not fancy if it's planned.