Monday, August 2, 2010

Be afraid, be very afraid

On our "Caution Wet Floor" signs at the office (which always seem to be in the hallway...) they caution you to "wetness" in three different languages.

I have absolute OCD when it comes to reading words in front of me. If I'm driving behind a truck I read the logo over and over again. I turn my water bottles "name side" away from me so I don't spend all day chanting "deer park, deer park, deer park" and finally anytime I walk anywhere if I see a word or collection of words I read them. Every. Single. Time.

Unfortunately I see the wet floor signs no less than 385 times a day so I can with confidence warn three separate groups of people of impending danger. Now I have no idea what the other two languages are but I am tempted to try it out.

The next time I see a foreign person I think I'll look terrified, cover my head and scream "CAUTION! ACHTUNG! CUIDADO!" If they in turn look horrified and run for their lives I'm pretty sure I can consider myself trilingual. (At least when it comes to warning of wetness).

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