things about my job that annoy me, RIGHT NOW

-People who walk into control one, past the door control board and ask me to let them out and then walk BACK past the board and to the door. You do realize that you've literally walked within inches of the button that needs to be pushed TWICE, right? And you did this just to ask me if I would get up and push it for you...

-People who feel the need to walk in and out of lobby 1 & 2 CONSTANTLY. And most of the time once I've sat back down they turn around and say they forgot something and need to go back through. REALLY?!

-The fact that we now have to lock J1 even though we use that door no less than 100,000 times a day.

-People who knock on the window of control 1, wanting me to let them out and then as I'm getting up they point to the door, LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. LIKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST KNOCKING TO SAY HI.

-Men who use their rings to knock on the window. Same annoying
equivalent as nails on a chalkboard.

-People who push the "door button" on the sallyport and then when I let them through they feel the need to push the button at intake too. HELLO?! If I let you into the sallyport I do have enough sense to know you want to also go through intake and that you're not just going to stand in the sallyport.

-People who feel the need to "holster up" just going across the hall. Probably you're not going to have to shoot anyone in investigations so just leave your gun in the lockbox.

-When you tell someone (the public) that "they'll be right with you" and they continue to stare at you from point blank distance.

-When people call and say "hey I just got a call from this number" but don't have any idea who it would have been or what it was in reference to but wants to know if I could possibly call up and poll our sixty five employees to figure out who called. Here's a novel idea, JUST ANSWER YOUR PHONE NEXT TIME.

-Hoverers who make it a point to come around my desk and lean over my shoulder to talk to me. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Just be a normal person and stand in front of the desk you sicko.

-People who call and want the number for _______(fill in the blank, everything from the courthouse to the animal shelter to walmart) and then when I start to recite it say "hang on let me grab a pen". Really? So when you first started the call you thought you'd be able to remember it and then realized that you're actually a dumbass?

-When the public calls to "tattle" on an officer or investigator that "refuses" to return their calls. Yeah usually there's a reason for that and usually it's because you're crazy.

-The phone calls that go like this: HEY I WAS WONDERIN IF THERE WAS A DANG OL WARRANT OUT FOR ME. sir, we can't release that information over the phone. EVEN TO ME?! oh wait, wait, I didn't realize it was YOU, I mean, yeah, we'll definitely TELL you...