Friday, July 30, 2010

1-FREAKIN-UPPER

My biggest pet peeve may be the ONE-UPPER. The one that your conversation goes like this:

me: "I have a headache."
1upper: "I HAVE A MIGRANE!!!!"

me: "I'm feeling a little sick to my stomach."
1upper: "I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE THE STOMACH FLU...OR THE BIRDFLU...AND A TUMOR!"

me: "Ugh, I sliced my finger."
effing 1 upper: "OH MY GAH, I CHOPPED MY WHOLE ARM OFF!"

How I would like for the conversation to go:

Me: "Today has been a rough day."
1upper: "YEAH, I-"
Me: "Let me just stop you right there. If you're really that sick or that hurt would you please just go ahead AND DIE ALREADY."

1 comment:

  1. i hear ya! we def have one of those at work... seems like she is friggin sick ALL the time

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