Saturday, July 24, 2010

Pants on the Ground

Yesterday I came home and Craig and Cooper are throwing a ball back and forth and Cooper is jumping up and down on the couch. This is a fairly normal scene...except...Cooper wasn't wearing any pants. No diaper, no underwear, no shorts, NO PANTS. Naked from the waist down.

The Conversation:
Me: "Craig he's naked!"
Craig:"Oh I know, he was trying to get his pants off to use the potty but he didn't get them off in time and they were a little wet".
Me: "Okay...did this happen just now?"
Craig: "Nah...about fifteen, twenty minutes ago."
In my head: "When he grows up to be a nudist and we're forced to celebrate holidays at the nudist colony 'among his kind', you'll have no one to blame but yourself."

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