Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Let's call them Regina and Ken

I know two people, we'll call them Regina Phalange and Ken Adams.

The facts:
-They dated when they were teenagers
-Regina Phalange went on to marry another
-Ken Adams never married and apparently pined away silently to himself
-Fast forward a decade and Regina Phalange is now a divorcee
~ENTER THE SHAN~
-It is found out that Ken Adams STILL LOVES Regina Phalange (after all these years)!

I really want to intervene but if I do inevitably one will either turn out to be a felon or a gay flight attendant because that's just HOW GOOD my match-making skills are.

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