Things That I do (and find quite normal), that maybe you wouldn't expect, say Shelli Fuller or Kristi Gerrells to do:
~own a shirt with a picture of a donkey that says "I'M A SMART ONE..."
~laugh uncontrollably during a funeral
~drink orange juice from a shot glass
~facebook stories about 'poo'
~wear my husband's underwear when I run out
~occasionally let my child eat cheetos off the floor
~use phrases like "damn the devil to hell"
~say "well I'm ready to the get the flock outta here"
~refer to myself in the third person...a lot...
~list 'Weekend at Bernie's' and 'Tommyboy' among favorite movies
~send eaten pizza to a funeral
~watch an entire season of 'Big Brother' in three days
~let my 2 year old stay up until we do...usually around midnight
~start a blog and make the first post about their 'abnormalities'
Yet God called you!
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