A Story of Poo, As Told by a Friend

Okay and this is not a "friend" like a made up person that I invented to tell this story because I didn't want people to think it was me. You know I own up to things I do, especially if it involves poo.

So this friend went out to eat the other night with a few others and while eating started to choke! Unfortunetly when she started to choke she started to cough violently and UNFORTUNTELY when she coughed a little poo came out.


So she runs to the bathroom (still coughing) (and apparently pooing).


I'm not positive of the exact order of the next chain of events but I'll do my best to paint the picture for you...


She finally extracts whatever is in her airway so she can breath again. She sits down on the toilet to take her underware off and because she's choked so much and coughed so much she gags so she jumps up to throw up in the toilet and YEP, you guessed it a little more poo comes out and lands on her shoes.


So now she's in a HECK of a pickle as she's pretty much covered in poo and about naked and she could really use some wet paper towels. She calls loudly (or to hear her tell it she YELLS) for her other friend to come assist. She contemplates running to the door (with no pants on), opening it yelling her friend's name and then running back to the stall. At this point I'm thinking if you're going to leave the stall sans pants anyway just get your own wet paper towels BUT you know how hard it is to think while covered in poo...

Anyway eventually her friend does come to check on her and she cleans up and manages to finish dinner but the best part of the story is while she's telling me this I'm laughing hysterically and uncontrollably and she's all like "yeah wait until you're my age, you won't be laughing because sometimes when you laugh that hard a little poo comes out!"

Oh the things I have to look forward to!

Side note: thanks so much to my friend who gave me permission to blog this, as it was too funny not to share with the world! Don't worry, your identity is safe with me ;)